Office Beauty 911! Stacy to the Rescue
August 5th, 2008Cher/Mikala: “Who can’t relate to this scenario? It’s mid day about 2 or 3 o’clock, you walk past a mirror at your office and casually give it a glance…Oh the horror! Your concealer has faded, your dark circles run amuck! Your hair’s lost its lift and your shirt collar is sporting remnants of your BLT from lunch! Now there’s a pretty picture! Pampered People’s Stacy Cox is back to save us from our office beauty 911s with affordable quick fix tips!”
Stacy: “Just like having an emergency exit plan at work in the event of a disaster, we need our own exit plan to get us out of our afternoon beauty slump! So I’ve come up with a kit! Here’s what you need…”
Beauty Office 911 Survival Kit
- Febreze & Fabric Dryer Sheets
- Paper Towels
- Vaseline
- Pink Highlighter
- Black Sharpie
- Paper clips & Rubber Bands
- Travel Size Hairspray
- Nail File or Pack of Matches
- Stain Removal Stick
- Stapler
- Olive Oil, Salad Dressing, Banana Peel (yes a banana peel)
And here’s what you can do with the kit…
| Item | Problem | Solution |
|---|---|---|
| Fabreeze | Deodorant Faded | Spray a bit onto a paper towel & run under your armpits |
| Dryer Sheet | Hair has fly aways & Frizzies | Run the dryer sheet over your hair to tame wild pieces |
| VaselinePink Highlighter | Lips need color | Mix w/ a little blush or apply a pink highlighter to lips & smooth it out w/ a dab of Vaseline |
| HairsprayVaseline | Nails Look Dull | Hairspray can make them shiny in an instant. Massaging Vaseline into nails and cuticles can work too. |
| Paperclip | More Hair Drama | Open up a couple paperclips and shape Them into “V’s”. They will look like big jumbo bobby pins and you can secure hair up in bun fast. |
| Black Sharpie | No EyelinerNo Mascara | Use a black Sharpie, just be sure you have a steady hand otherwise you may live with the look for several days. |
| Vaseline | Clean up any makeup mess | Use a moist towelette and Vaseline or a tissue to “erase” makeup that moved around during the day. |
| Book of Matches | Frayed Nail | Use the sandpaper side of the match book to file down a chip in your nail. |
| Olive OilBanana Peel
Salad Dressing |
Scuffed Shoes | Dampen a paper towel and remove any dirt, then apply a few drops or olive oil or rub a banana peel over your shoes to polish them up quickly |
| Staples & Tape | Seat of pant rippedHem came undone | It’s not the classiest move, but a few strategically placed staples on the inside seams may save you from ultimate embarrassment. For hems use masking or packing tape for best results |
| Paperclips | Fly away collarsForgot collar stays | Grab two paperclips and they will sub in nicely for missing collar stays. |

